The thing about crying in the bathroom at work is that you can only do it until someone else has to pee.
Ate like 7 olives before I realized the toothpick I was using was mint flavored.
Yesterday I purchased this beautiful Linus Roadster Sport from Fulton Bikes in Bed-Stuy. This morning I went for a ride through the Evergreens Cemetery in northern Brooklyn/Ridgewood, Queens. Lots of nice rolling hills, no cars, and a full Manhattan skyline view.
You know those little things that keep bread bags closed? Well, the internet would like to tell you about them. If you’re not doing anything too important right now, I think you should visit HORG (that’s the Holotypic Occlupanid Research Group) and explore a beautiful, obsessive, hilarious taxonomy of occlupanids.
fighting the urge to go check my bread bags to see which ones I have here!
this is so goddamn awesome- I have found two different species in my household right now
oh wow, they’re like trilobytes!
As a library science student, I have tremendous appreciation for this project.